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Comments on: Dump Your Friends! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:50:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kristi https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-10844 Fri, 28 Dec 2012 14:50:47 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-10844 Good for you for knowing when to burn the bridge so the crazies can’t follow !

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6827 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 02:24:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6827 In reply to Nadine Feldman.

 @Nadine Feldman  21 is too young to call someone a “chick”?
 

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6826 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 02:24:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6826 In reply to Nadine Feldman.

 @Nadine Feldman  21 is too young to call someone a “chick”?
 

]]> By: Nadine Feldman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6821 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:31:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6821 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  Nope! We could form one, but then, life is too short for a life is too short group, IMHO. Nice to be included as a “chick” at my age! 🙂

]]> By: Nadine Feldman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6822 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 01:31:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6822 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @tfpHumorBlog  Nope! We could form one, but then, life is too short for a life is too short group, IMHO. Nice to be included as a “chick” at my age! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6687 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:01:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6687 In reply to Sonja Rois.

 @Sonja Rois  Ha – I know nothing about flowers except they require a shit-ton of water.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6686 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:00:42 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6686 In reply to pdk117.

 @pdk117  You’re not kidding.  She loves hanging out at the schoolyard.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6685 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:00:26 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6685 In reply to CarrieSieffert.

 @CarrieSieffert  Totally.  But there is a pull for me to go back.  That is my crazy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6684 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:00:06 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6684 In reply to Nadine Feldman.

 @Nadine Feldman  You and the chick above you love writing “life is too short” – you guys in a group together or something?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/dump-your-friends/#comment-6683 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:59:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2801#comment-6683 In reply to DeviTaylor.

 @DeviTaylor  I have my own crazy to contend with!

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