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Comments on: Do This Now! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 08 May 2013 04:51:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Jane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-15385 Wed, 08 May 2013 04:51:51 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-15385 Does it count if you handwrite a note with u and lol and wtf?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-8779 Wed, 05 Sep 2012 21:47:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-8779 Do you think haircut dude thought he was getting something else and hasn’t had the benefit of two mirrors to check? And he probably already ran in circles like a dog trying to catch his tail…

WG
http://itsmynd.com

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6987 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:12:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6987 In reply to WhateverJo.

 @WhateverJo  I was spotting that day, yes.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6986 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 19:12:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6986 In reply to WhateverJo.

 @WhateverJo  I was spotting that day, yes.

]]> By: WhateverJo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6983 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:40:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6983 That was really sweet. It’s almost like you were PMS-ing or something.

]]> By: WhateverJo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6982 Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:40:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6982 That was really sweet. It’s almost like you were PMS-ing or something.

]]> By: WheatonTweetHRT https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6119 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 03:22:00 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6119 @tfpHumorBlog eye opening and thoughtful…I just might do this & I have someone in mind, too!

]]> By: sIightlysmitten https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-6117 Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:39:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-6117 @tfpHumorBlog Absolutely love this

]]> By: Gwennie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-4832 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:53:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-4832 Dude, what the fuck IS THAT on his head?!  Looks like a quadruple-bladed set of scissors?!?!?  WTF?!??!  And did he actually chalk that shit in so it looked legit?  That’s fucking SAD. If I’d have seen this, I’d have put HIM as “THE DB THAT STANDS OUT THE MOST” on the bottom of my blog post today.  HAHAHHAHHAHHAH!  Dat shit cray.
 
Have a good one! Oh, and PS — for a year I was a non-Catholic teaching 5th grade at a Catholic school, so I FEEL YOU.  
 
One last thing… not to burst your EMHE bubble, but those heroes-turned-douchebags came to my town & my hubby is a glassblower & donated a bunch of stuff to their house project, and sooooooo much of that shit is FAKE FAKE FAKE.  The decorators are rarely there!  And the directors say, “No, try to CRY during this scene… say ________ instead.”  It was such bullshit & I’ve never watched it since.  Fuckers.
 
You make me LAUGH!!!!!  🙂
 
Gwen from KS
http://www.thehartleyhooligans.com

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/do-this-now/#comment-4830 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:22:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2066#comment-4830 Do you think haircut dude thought he was getting something else and hasn’t had the benefit of two mirrors to check? And he probably already ran in circles like a dog trying to catch his tail…

WG
http://itsmynd.com

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