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Comments on: Day 63 Without a Miss! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:46:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4828 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:46:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4828 In reply to Kristina.

I get this a lot.  People thinking their comments aren’t funny or good enough.  Just write, dammit!  I’ll judge it, sure, but I promise it will be entertaining as I dress you down.

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4826 Tue, 06 Mar 2012 06:30:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4826 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis Of COURSE it’s my fault. Probably because I’ve never commented before, which is mostly because I think of things to say, type them out, second-guess myself and decide they’re not relevant/interesting/funny enough to warrant the internet space, and delete them. And your life is therefore less complete without my convoluted, narcissistic input (such as this).And now, in order to deviate from my standard routine, I’m going to push the button without rereading…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4822 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:44:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4822 In reply to nulsenjb.

 @nulsenjb    @KarolineRiskowski  Is this a rare thing, James?  I feel that cheese dipping is pretty common.  But I am glad that awful spaghetti hotdog place is only in Ohio.  Nasty.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4821 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:43:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4821 In reply to KarolineRiskowski.

 @KarolineRiskowski  Wait – you grew up with Steak ‘n Shake!  You should not be that impressed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4820 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:41:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4820 In reply to BitingLife.

 @BitingLife  Wow.  I’m just glad you didn’t have a Del Taco nearby, because clearly you do not have a distinguished palate.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4819 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:40:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4819 In reply to Kristina.

Thanks Kristina!  And, no I’m not.  And I blame you.  You stink!

]]> By: Kristina https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4817 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:30:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4817 Hope you’re feeling better!

]]> By: BitingLife https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4816 Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:17:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4816 I’m so freaking jealous that you have a Chick-Fil-A. I spent my freshman year of college in North Carolina and there was a Chick-Fil-A ON CAMPUS… Best year of my life.

]]> By: nulsenjb https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4812 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 23:09:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4812 In reply to KarolineRiskowski.

@KarolineRiskowski Agreed. Any place that offers a side of dipping cheese for your fries is great.

]]> By: KarolineRiskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/day-63-without-a-miss/#comment-4810 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 08:31:10 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2055#comment-4810 Those are fightin’ words. My husband and I were damned excited when we got Steak ‘n Shake in Austin.

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