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Comments on: My Daily Life Is Boring Except For All These Awesome Asides https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 28 Jul 2016 01:21:51 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Karoline Riskowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-266746 Thu, 28 Jul 2016 01:21:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-266746 Dude, quinoa is actually pretty tasty when you have the right blend of ingredients. It doesn’t have to be the “Grape Nuts” of dinner.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19859 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:42:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19859 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

No, don’t worry – I’ve seen this from time to time, too. I think it’s a bug in my mobile site plugin. I’ll report it. Just let me know if it happens again. Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19858 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:41:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19858 In reply to Aussa Lorens.

I mean, it’s not terrible, just nothing special. I feel like $30 was too much for that. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19855 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:36:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19855 In reply to Kim Hill.

Your 15 year old is right to think this way. Thank you SO much for the kind words. I really appreciate it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19853 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:31:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19853 In reply to Steve Braun.

Hmm… now I’m questioning everyone’s name. There’s a lot of estrogen flowing around this site.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19852 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 15:30:54 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19852 In reply to Jana.

Buy the Squatty Potty and report back!

The only thing good about quinoa is the tiny worms. It at least makes it fun to look up.

I’m up to five lbs in three days now! Worship my metabolism.

]]> By: Aussa Lorens https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19843 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 05:30:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19843 Quinoa is definitely little pieces of plastic. I bought a macaroni sized box of it for like $30 a year ago and have managed to burn two pots of it since. The box remains mostly full.

]]> By: Kim Hill https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19841 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 03:03:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19841 Your blog cracks me up and my 15 year-old is slowly starting to think that you are a God. He reads your blog and laughs and laughs. It is the best!

]]> By: Steve Braun https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19839 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 02:37:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19839 Well, I think that makes at least two dudes who’ve read this. Unless Nate is short for Nateesha.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/daily-life-boring-except-awesome-asides/#comment-19838 Wed, 15 Jan 2014 02:06:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6663#comment-19838 In reply to D.J. Paris.

First, and you’ll like this, it doesn’t happen every time, like right now, all is good (it has happened three times).
Earlier when I went to reply to your reply, the top menu was on the left side, then your post with the comments. The comments were listed one after another, with no reply button, (unlike now where I can reply in the right place), which is why I replied to your reply at the bottom of all the replies. Hope that makes sense. Next time I will take a screen shot for you, so I won’t have to use the word reply over and over again.

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