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Comments on: Cheer Someone Up With Fake Twitter Followers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 09 May 2013 00:55:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Bea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-15419 Thu, 09 May 2013 00:55:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-15419 This is awesome! Love it.

Nobody act surprised if my twitter suddenly explodes by 22,000 odd followers, okay?

]]> By: GDRPempress https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9183 Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:47:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9183 That was a fun idea. I didn’t know you could do that for some one else. Nice of you …

]]> By: ConceitedMike34 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9160 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:21:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9160 @marjoriemcatee @tfphumorblog Follow Mee 😀

]]> By: The Dose of Reality https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9155 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 03:17:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9155 I love it. Everyone needs one friend who will buy them 28k Twitter followers just to make them smile. She’s lucky to have you!

]]> By: lcarilo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9154 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:38:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9154 You buy Twitter followers!?  That’s so weird.  

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9151 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9151 In reply to pamprose86.

pamprose86  Ericamos  So if I stalk you and follow you on Twitter, that would be bad, right?  😉

]]> By: pamprose86 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9152 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9152 In reply to Ericamos.

Ericamos I would possibly pay someone to get rid of one or two haha. Sure you are ok though.

]]> By: MarieLoerzel https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9153 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9153 Wait, aren’t all twitter followers fake?

]]> By: pamprose86 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9150 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9150 In reply to Ericamos.

Ericamos I think I’m getting everything back to front… I keep trying to lose followers, having a suspicious nature when I’m on the web.

]]> By: Ericamos https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/cheer-someone-up-with-fake-twitter-followers/#comment-9149 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3890#comment-9149 ha!  You’re a good friend.  I never knew you could buy followers.  Like you said, you’ve gained the majority of your followers fairly.  A few months ago, on the hour of the day my best friend and I decided to dust off our untouched Twitter accounts, there you were following us (I immediately pegged you as some sort of wizard, ’cause seriously, how is that possible?!).  I gotta admit, at first we were creeped out that a random dude started following us, but then when we went to your actual page and saw that you had a butt load of followers, we relaxed and decided to follow you back.  Glad we did, ’cause I’ve been enjoying your blog ever since!  

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