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Comments on: Back To Basics https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:56 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: niteshtripath17 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9145 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:37:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9145 @pooja_y_jain @tfpHumorBlog

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9143 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 04:57:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9143 I’ll miss let’s get fixed:(   It made me feel like I might be able to achieve something.   Can’t you repackage it into a format that fits with your usual blogs?  

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9140 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 01:22:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9140 I love your equation. I have to write that down…and FOLLOW it. And then when you said, “But I cut it because I thought it might upset someone. And that’s not the kind of content creation I do here. But I did it and that was a red flag. And I’m not a controversial guy, either. I’m way too concerned that people like me to write extreme opinions. Also, I don’t really have extreme opinions. Only about myself.” – that’s exactly like me.  Good to hear someone else admit it. 🙂

]]> By: bluenotebacker https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9136 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:12:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9136 I have a set of satin sheets. They are red. I did not buy them, they were a gift. I am not a prostitute. I am realizing this it sort of a TMI kind of comment. I apologize.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9128 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 00:57:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9128 I agree completely about satin sheets.  Sure they feel nice and cool on a hot summer night.  But my boyfriend has really bad GERD, so we have the bed propped up at an angle.  I would slide onto the floor if we used satin.  =

]]> By: Prof. Torg https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9127 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 23:47:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9127 Very impressed at your desire to keep pushing yourself.

]]> By: Themiddlingages https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9126 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 19:57:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9126 Love the artful Q-tips. Gotta try it on a couple lying around here….So true on your observation re:true to yourself. In anything in life. Otherwise, you and your readers pick up on it. We could all do with reminding ourselves that every day.

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9125 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:32:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9125 In reply to inthemomlight.

also, I may skip the q-tip post because I have an uneasy stomach haha

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9124 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:27:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9124 Wow, so much to say just one post.  First of all, I empathize with overcommitting yourself.  Also, you’re a few years late on the heads up on the whole silk/satin sheet thing for me, but luckily I didn’t marry that guy, and I still think he seems the most normal of anyone that I dated but didnt’ marry.  Lastly, I do the same thing, I don’t want to offend people so I cut stuff out.  Oh ya, almost forgot thanks for the heads up on if it doesn’t feel natural because someone is asking me to do a review, which I’ve never done on my blog, and it doesn’t feel natural, but I feel like I want to help this person out.  I’m deciding I shouldn’t do it for the wrong reason after reading your post here.  Thanks again!

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/back-to-basics/#comment-9123 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 14:47:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3871#comment-9123 Oh good, because I totally DID NOT get my shelving put up in my office. *Whew* off the hook!

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