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Comments on: Another ThoughtsFromParis Contest! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:55:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10554 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:55:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10554 In reply to BarbMH.

BarbMH She should win!

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By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10555 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 05:55:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10555 If you don’t find a winner, you could always dress up your dog and cat in them.

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By: RealHousewifeSL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10553 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:30:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10553 hahaahahaha
Well hmmm…I just love the clothes but since they won’t fit me I will give some other mother a bigger chance to win:)   I haven’t worn an 18 mos in years! lmao

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By: CyndiCalhoun https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10552 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 03:25:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10552 Oh, wait!  I DID IT!  It finally let me!  Okay…fun contest idea and um…I probably won’t enter that one, but it makes me think I need to get crackin’ on these with my own blog, LOL.

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By: BarbMH https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10550 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 01:55:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10550 Where do I leave my email address once I like your Facebook page? I want to enter the giveaway properly since I’m having a baby in 4 weeks and I’ve been lurking around your blog for month without ever commenting.

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By: elpe12 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10548 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:35:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10548 This is what I’m picturing: You walking around a bar, using, “So, when was your last period?” as a pickup line on prospects, and then having every girl that didn’t stomp away in disgust do the math until you found one that wasn’t ovulating.

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By: Barbergirl28 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/another-thoughtsfromparis-contest/#comment-10546 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:00:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4646#comment-10546 I am long past that stage… but I do like a giveaway. 🙂

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