Tag: your suggestions

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part VI

Totally love how the dad Weekend at Bernies the mom for the sake of entertainment. Hilarity is ensuing before our eyes!

Tonight I asked you what I should write about. Here’s what you bozos suggested.

First, I don’t think goth chicks get out on the open sea much. And, if so, I don’t think they’re big fans of crab fishing and eating kelp and stuff. I will say though, that their black eyeliner would make them look like pirates. READ MORE

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part V

Once again, I have nothing today. So, I turned it over, like the boozehounds in AA, to a higher power. You.

100% disagree. Surrender is power. Now, I don’t think you should surrender all the time. Like fighting wars and dealing with bullies. But admitting defeat can be liberating. I own that I am terrible at cleaning my toilets. I surrender to the filth that is in there and resurfaces every six days. I surrender to the cleaning lady I’m going to hire to fix that issue for me. I also surrender to the song  Surrender  by Cheap Trick. It’s boss. READ MORE

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part II

This guy could definitely name a movie similar to his life. He thinks way more highly of himself than I.

If you don’t know what this is, then  read yesterday’s post  which will explain.

Ahem…

  • @ilovemymanalot  – How about Mitt Romney the King of Gaffe Doesn’t he know not to piss off the Brits

I had to do some research on this one. First of all, the Olympics started today. And, I’m not kidding here, but earlier someone asked if I was excited about the Olympics. I said, “Oh, are the Winter Olympics this year?” I truly didn’t know. Apparently Mitt Romney said something about the Olympics being a potential disaster. British people – just ignore what our politicians say. Go back to the telly and flip on  Dr. Who,  The Office,  Sherlock,Downton Abbey,  Fawlty Towers  – you’ll realize you’re better than we are. READ MORE

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part III

The cigarette makes his baby BMs unpredictable.

If you don’t know what this is, then  read the part I post  which will explain.

Then  read yesterday’s post  for round two.

Ahem…

I am a really super great qualified candidate for this job. I get totally fired up about stuff, which is motivating for others. I show up early and will do the late thing, too. I eat at my desk, but quietly and without weird smells. My bathroom behavior is tolerable. I don’t need WhiteOut, because I don’t make mistakes. Hire me at your own risk – I’M EXPLOSIVE. READ MORE

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part I

Tonight I asked you to come up with a post topic for my blog.  I always forget that more than one person might reply.  It’s a low self-esteem thing.  Anyway, out of respect to all who responded, I’m going to try to write about EVERY single suggested topic. READ MORE