Should I Run Around Naked This Christmas? (Please Say Yes!)

Got nothing on me, except about 40 lbs.

In my senior year of  college for spring break my folks took us to Hilton Head.   While a great idea in theory, and wildly generous, it was about fifteen degrees cooler than it should have been at that time of the year, making doing much of anything outside pretty miserable. READ MORE

My Career As A Video and Photo Thief

For two years in college I worked at a grocery store as the photo lab guy.

During my employment, the store was moved after my first year.   Initially that department was a combination where we did video rentals, photo processing, and sold perfume.

When the store moved to its new location they decided to eliminate the movie rentals.   The perfume counter got its own section, and I no longer got to spritz my coworker with Prescriptives Flirt for fun. READ MORE