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New Mexico Archives • Thoughts From Paris · Humor Blog of D.J. Paris · Funny Stories

D.J. Is Going Back To College! (Maybe)

I received an extremely interesting email yesterday.

Let me back up a few steps and start that over.

Most of my readership, it appears, are women. I have no way to verify this, but judging by the emails that comes in, it’s almost always from ladies. READ MORE

Santa Fe With Mom – In Photos – Part I

Since I’ve been so busy here in Santa Fe, I don’t really have time to write much.

It’s been a constant intake of green chiles. They put chiles in everything, which, to me, is most appreciated.

I’m a little bummed because I can’t think of one funny thing to write in this post. So, think of this article as the last season of Seinfeld – it just isn’t going to make you laugh. READ MORE