Last Night I Met One Of You! (And You Didn’t Kill Me)

I hope they serve non-alcoholic beer.

I’m in a band.

And, without any false ego here, I think we’re pretty damned good.

Everyone who is in a band has some sort of “famous” fantasy – mine goes like this:

We finish our set and get offstage.  A woman comes walking over telling me she really likes the music and that we made her night.  Then she motions over to her table where she and a few friends are having drinks.  She invites me over and I hang out for an hour.  Then I go home alone.  No phone number or anything. READ MORE

What’s All This Farting About?

I haven’t figured out why, but sometimes I wake up farting.

You’d think that after 35 years I would have reverse engineered this algorithm, but I truly haven’t.

Now, I know this topic seems incredibly immature and sophomoric, but let me explain myself. READ MORE