Pre-NonCon Awesomeness

Cheers to the generous people at Ford for sponsoring the NonCon and hooking me up with a Ford Flex. Never seen so much technology in a car. This thing is amazing.

You don’t look like Ken!

These were among the first words spoken to me by TheAnimatedWoman, J.C. Little. For months the AimingLow staff has been referring to me as Ken (of Barbie’s harem), probably because I took the only hunky photo of me and plastered it everywhere online. Just Google one of my stories and you’ll see it next to the search result. In person I’m quite normal looking. I have virtually no muscle definition and my skin is ghostly pale. I’m not a monster, but nobody’s plucking me out of obscurity to dance with Thunder From Down Under. READ MORE

Something Funny Happened To Me Today In Therapy

The lack of muscle definition and presence of shoulder hair is unfortunate.

A funny thing happened to me today in therapy.

I arrived at the office prepared to talk (read: complain) about what’s going on in my life.  I do this every Tuesday at 10:15am.  I started in about something, probably how I’m too amazing even for myself, and how hard it is to just be me.  You know, my problems. READ MORE