Tag: Mexico

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part III

The cigarette makes his baby BMs unpredictable.

If you don’t know what this is, then  read the part I post  which will explain.

Then  read yesterday’s post  for round two.

Ahem…

I am a really super great qualified candidate for this job. I get totally fired up about stuff, which is motivating for others. I show up early and will do the late thing, too. I eat at my desk, but quietly and without weird smells. My bathroom behavior is tolerable. I don’t need WhiteOut, because I don’t make mistakes. Hire me at your own risk – I’M EXPLOSIVE. READ MORE

Guess Who Took A Bath?

D.J. did!

D.J.’s dog did!

I have previously spoke of my love for baths.  Actually I hadn’t taken one in a month until tonight.  I realized my dog had not been cleaned in over three months.  Now, before you get grossed out, please realize that my dog spends a total of 10 minutes a day outside.  She’s 7lbs and I have to carry her when there’s ice, snow, or rain, because she won’t go near it.  Chihuahuas are notorious for hating water.  Makes sense, as they are most likely originated as a desert dog from central Mexico. READ MORE