Tag: John Holmes

I Wrote What YOU Told Me – Part II

This guy could definitely name a movie similar to his life. He thinks way more highly of himself than I.

If you don’t know what this is, then  read yesterday’s post  which will explain.

Ahem…

  • @ilovemymanalot  – How about Mitt Romney the King of Gaffe Doesn’t he know not to piss off the Brits

I had to do some research on this one. First of all, the Olympics started today. And, I’m not kidding here, but earlier someone asked if I was excited about the Olympics. I said, “Oh, are the Winter Olympics this year?” I truly didn’t know. Apparently Mitt Romney said something about the Olympics being a potential disaster. British people – just ignore what our politicians say. Go back to the telly and flip on  Dr. Who,  The Office,  Sherlock,Downton Abbey,  Fawlty Towers  – you’ll realize you’re better than we are. READ MORE

I Grew A Mustache! (Back in 2009)

The Resemblance to John Holmes Is Both Unfortunate and Hilarious.

Back in November 2009, I participated in Mo’vember, which is a charity to raise awareness for men’s prostate cancer.

Basically, you grow a mustache, hit up your friends for money, and then shave it off December 1.

I had never grown one before, and let me tell you a few things. READ MORE