I have an AWESOME food tip for you.
You know those rotisserie chickens you can get pre-cooked from the grocery store? I love those things and probably average one a week. I heat up a little brown rice and vegetables and combine it all in a bowl like pig feed. I know this sounds healthy, and it is, but it’s only once a week. The rest of the time it’s fozen pizzas and graham cracker Double Stuf Oreos.
Yesterday I posted about how get extreme pleasure from those heavy dental aprons they put on you during x-rays. I looked into buying one last night, but the really good ones are a few hundred dollars.
Did I really want to blow a few hundred bucks on a lead apron? Seems like an expensive experiment. I mean, I only have had that thing on me for three minutes at a time. Maybe at minute four it starts to feel constricting and scary. Who knows?
In the past I discussed this little studio apartment where I lived in my mid-twenties. I have written about some of my experiences there, such as the time I drank some bad malt liquor and had an accident, and how I fell in love with the girl who lived across the way.
I'll never give this child another cigarette, pinky swears!
