I Built an Arcade and Named it Arcade Fire Because Puns Rule

dj paris firepit
Fire codes are for losers.

When I sold the condo, I let the new owners keep the fire pit.

It was too heavy to move to my girlfriend’s place. I had built it eleven years prior – the first time my hands had ever touched a saw. The base was a wooden box that I cut and nailed together. If you’ve never built a box there’s a bunch of complicated math you have to figure out. I bought slabs of marble to affix to the sides and built up row after row of broken slate around the gas fire kit. Inside the box was a propane tank. Okay, enough talk about the stupid fire pit. It’s boring. READ MORE