Vlog – The G*ddamn Swiss

20 thoughts on “Vlog – The G*ddamn Swiss”

  1. 4hatsandfrugal says:

    Ahahaha DJ! The Swiss got ya! Now we know they are not to be trusted.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      4hatsandfrugal  They are shifty… like the Greeks.
      (just picked a random ethnicity)

  2. MimiR says:

    OMFG! You are hysterical. And your dog is a fame-whore.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      MimiR  She is – it’s a good thing that I beat her constantly.

      1. MimiR says:

        tfpHumorBlog  MimiR Seriously – you are hysterical and your partners-in-crime on the couch keep up with you pretty well. I live and work near you…you should bring the little darling in to Soggy Paws sometime for a bath.

  3. karaspence says:

    I have friends who are a fan of http://www.blacksocks.com….Swiss company as well and not cheap….it does appear, in some photos, that the socks nearly reach the knee.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      karaspence  I am shocked that you would know a men’s brand of socks. And what friends are talking about their socks? That’s an odd dude who’s bringing up foot  apparel, yes?

  4. KateHall says:

    I loved Lil’ Miss Meepers crawling all over you. Classic. You need to have a contest asking for creative things to do with those ridiculous socks. Are they sheer? I could see your kitchen light through them when you held them up while the other ones, I couldn’t.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      KateHall  They are mildly sheer, yes. Sad.

  5. JeanL says:

    We need to see a picture of you in those “socks”!!  Did the website even call them socks? And no wonder your knee hairs were pocking through – I could see right through them when you held them up! Also – Lil Miss Meepers should have her own vlog – she is just too damned adorable!!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      JeanL  Ask and ye shall receive. Will do! (sadly, putting it on to-do list)

  6. Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom says:

    Au contrare, you CAN get them in the US.  I’ve seen Lithuanian cab drivers in the city wearing those babies.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  I’m not sure how you would see them in a cab, but okay! By the way, I’m part Lithuanian Jew.

      1. Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom says:

        tfpHumorBlog  Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom  You know me DJ, I’m a gregarious, friendly gal.  I just sit on the edge of that back seat, poke my head through that partition and commence a pow wow with cab drivers.  My last driver, Bronislovas, for instance, told me he gets his socks from Switzerland too.  So you guys are like brothuhs.   Completely off topic…my boys love chihuahuas, so I showed them your vlog and they both requested more videos featuring your pup. They were fascinated and asked me who you were.  When I told them your name, they were equally fascinated.  They decided to name my 6yo’s stuffed dolphin, Dolphin Joaquin Paris IV.  So there ya go.  Your demographic just widened.  But they’re never gonna see your dad’s dick posts. lol

  7. MicheleLeAnn says:

    First, I have to say, who the crap cares about your socks when I’m so busy giggling like an idiot over your adorable little furball using you as a ladder.  SO CUTE!  And you just go on about your business, so I’m assuming it isn’t something new.  Sorry about your socks.  But hey, bright side?  If you ever find yourself needing stockings for a school girl outfit, you’re covered!

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      MicheleLeAnn  Yeah, my dog is silly. Ha.

  8. Lillisnonnie says:

    Ok – you got me. I have been very “standoffish” with you until today. The nonstop bike ride to work thing (which you mentioned over and over and over) got on my nerves. The criticism of the beautiful girlfriend was like scratching a chalkboard after all the sweet and thoughtful things she has done for you. I don’t know why I kept coming back – except I could not stop. Like you were a pesty little brother that got on my last nerve but I could not let go. So … Today I watch the video – and I love you. Love your dog. Love your socks. Love your charm. You did not have me at hello, but I am – shockingly – all in now. Count me as an official fan from here on out. You are a doll DJ.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      Lillisnonnie  Ha – I do talk about the stupid bike thing every day. The only reason I do that is I average 135 new Twitter followers a day and most people won’t understand the context. But it annoys my regular readers. I get it. I try to be honest so if  I’m a shit to my girlfriend I talk about it. Glad to know I won you over. I sincerely appreciate it. Thanks.

  9. LittleAnimation says:

    OBVIOUSLY you need to get some lederhosen to go with those socks. Duh.

    1. D.J. Paris says:

      LittleAnimation  It’s no JC Animation video, true. but I have stockings. Embarrassing.

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