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Comments on: The Plain Yogurt Disaster https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:27:59 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-11240 Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:27:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-11240 Very funny story! Personally I don’t eat yogurt. Shhhh( It’s against my religion!!!) maybe you could have tried a dash of cinnamon. BTW honey keeps forever and you can store it in a cupboard. I used to live near an apiary.

]]> By: jessica2 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-10030 Fri, 23 Nov 2012 05:17:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-10030 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  jessica2  You bet wrong. No fast food for me, but Hostess. I lit a candle for that dead empire.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9985 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9985 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  I had no idea that Greeks could do stuff! Thanks.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9987 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9987 In reply to NorellLestinaShute.

NorellLestinaShute  Another honey lover. Fine – message received! Honey it is!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9986 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9986 In reply to quirkysnowflake.

quirkysnowflake  Honey is a weird thing to have laying around since it’s used in about three cooking dishes and nothing else. Will try!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9984 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9984 In reply to GinaAdams.

GinaAdams  Popcorn Jelly Bellies are funny – nobody just half-likes them. They’re either someone’s favorite or most hated. I’m still amazed our taste buds can be that different. When you eat a fruity one, do you want to vomit?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9983 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:47:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9983 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  It’s not exactly a blank canvas – it’s more a urine colored canvas. Then you have to do something with the yellow to get the painting to turn out right. But yes, I do add berries and stuff. It’s actually not the taste but the intensity. I have the same thing with ricotta cheese and cheesecake. It makes me sick. I’m weird.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9982 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:47:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9982 In reply to sbattey.

sbattey  That photo just popped up randomly during a search for Crystal Pepsi. It is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9980 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:42:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9980 In reply to Kelly Fox.

Kelly Fox  Nobody ever says “You’re going to get worms” anymore and there isn’t anything more hilarious, in my opinion.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/the-plain-yogurt-disaster/#comment-9981 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:42:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3736#comment-9981 In reply to kimberlynr.

kimberlynr  Plain yogurt is the non-candy equivalent to a Charleston Chew – you will not enjoy the process. Thanks for reading. Comment more, Kimizzle!

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