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Comments on: She Wore The P, I Wore The V https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:00:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-10413 Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:00:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-10413 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog   Yeesh, I hope you didn’t touch it.  🙁

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-10371 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-10371 In reply to KatrinaDaviesHutchesson.

KatrinaDaviesHutchesson  Glad to have done it! You have the most Australian name ever, by the way.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-10372 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-10372 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  I’ve seen one like that. No joke.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-10369 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-10369 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  Oh right, you are tiny! I forgot. I wish you were able to have been there, too.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-10370 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 05:37:51 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-10370 In reply to jeneralinsanity.

jeneralinsanity  Women dig reach arounds?

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-9325 Sun, 14 Oct 2012 02:45:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-9325 I love how the pubes are leopard print.  And not to insult Jessica’s fine sewing skills, but I’ve never seen a vagina that looks like that.  It looks scary, like it may have teeth.  =

]]> By: inthemomlight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-9324 Sun, 14 Oct 2012 00:40:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-9324 If you don’t respect short people, then I may as well say what I’ve been thinking since I met you – I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! Whew, now that that is off my chest, I’d like to put something else on the table, my post baby lady parts may just look like the vagine fashioned by your lady………… anyway, hope you all are having a super fabulous amazing time at the non con – wish I could have been there!

]]> By: jeneralinsanity https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-9320 Sat, 13 Oct 2012 15:45:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-9320 THAT is awesome. Jessica deserves a medal for those pieces! And whoever gave you the idea deserves a little reach around slap & tickle…

]]> By: KatrinaDaviesHutchesson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/she-wore-the-p-i-wore-the-v/#comment-9319 Sat, 13 Oct 2012 10:50:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4054#comment-9319 Oh I so needed a laugh tonight….you certainly gave me that

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