My new pal Jodie Orton from SirenFM put the interview she did with me on YouTube. You probably missed it live (as I did), so here’s your chance to check it out. I found out that she did make a few edits to the segment, and I wanted to share with you the exact conversation we had when she told me. Unlike her, I will display the conversation in full without censor. Videos down below!
did they cut out the c-word conversation?
yes I did, sorry. You should try coming over here and saying c*** a few times out loud and see how far that gets you…
you guys show soft corn p**n on the BBC each night!
or am I thinking of France?
I think you mean Germany
so did they edit it so it seems normal?
I left the rest of it in. Apart from when you said shit in relation to Darth Vader :p
you guys are such pussies
My show’s on drive time!!! It would be different if it were after 9pm
wow – that’s the first time I’ve been censored. I feel… violated. I need a moment
Okay – I’m taking my displaced anger and praying to Jesus that he delivers 40 straight days of no sunshine to you
and that your vitamin D levels get critically low
well we must have had about 39 of those already…
hmm… okay, plan B
The Australians take all of their criminals and displace them in your country
so you have to deal with those awful accents and pickpockets
Oh, and a nice tea shortage. I’m praying to Lord Jesus Christ for a big tea shortage
I drink coffee. and Diet Coke
I stand by my tea prayer
Fin
(truth be told – I heavily edited this to take out the non-funny bits)
Jodie would also like me to mention that she just got tweeted from Rob Thomas and is very excited. I tried to explain that over here we don’t… Well, you know what? Let her have her moment.
Oh, and as of writing this post, they had completely butchered the spelling of my name. Which is funny in and of itself.
