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Comments on: My Ex-Wife Got Married (But I’m Pretty Sure Still Uses My Last Name) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 14 Sep 2014 18:17:02 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Ankita https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-104409 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 18:17:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-104409 It is wonderful of you to be telling us this through humour, but I hope, in all seriousness, that you will eventually feel better about all of this. In fact, considering that this is a late comment, I hope you’re already cool with it all and have moved past it. Good luck, and cheers.

]]> By: Jetsin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-98078 Sun, 24 Aug 2014 03:56:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-98078 In reply to Emelie.

To think, I was coufesnd a minute ago.

]]> By: Biana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-98031 Sun, 24 Aug 2014 01:06:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-98031 In reply to Holly Golightly.

It’s spooky how clever some ppl are. Thkans!

]]> By: JANE https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-94977 Wed, 30 Jul 2014 02:26:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-94977 I was crushed when my lover of three years left to be with another woman. I cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl called caston and i said let me give it a try so i contact him for help and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my love back and now i am a happy woman.Foe what you have done for me,i will not stop to share your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.I hope God blesses you as much as you have help me to get my Love back,visit him on prophetezuzuarenaofsolution@gmail.com ,he is the only answer to your problems.

]]> By: stilla https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-92966 Mon, 07 Jul 2014 11:34:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-92966 Hello I am out here to spreed this good news to the entire world on how i got my ex love back.I was going crazy when my love left me for another girl last month,But when i meet a friend that introduce me to Dr Akhere the great messenger to the oracle that he serve,I narrated my problem to Dr Akhere about how my ex love left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company.He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect.He told me what i need to do,After it was been done,In the next 2 days,My love called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my love called me to be pleading for forgiveness,I was called for interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the managing director..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact Dr Akhere at the following email address: DrAkerespiritualtemple@gmail.comand get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct on: DrAkerespiritualtemple@gmail . and get your problems solve like me..

]]> By: grace https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-26696 Sat, 22 Feb 2014 09:42:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-26696 In reply to Katjaneway.

MY Joy is back to me after a very long time which i an my ex separated since i was alone my life change every thing about me change a friend of mine gave me an email address and told me that this was the email address she contacted when she was in the same problem so i contacted the email i got a reply he ask me to send him my number so i did he was a man call Dr. cliton he caster a spell for me and told me that within two day that my ex we be back for good within that two days my ex was back, i and my ex are getting married. next week, you contact him at DRCLITONSPELLTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM once again thank you dr cliton a God to me.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-24825 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 19:42:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-24825 In reply to Katjaneway.

No, Gurley is way better. Good call.

]]> By: Holly Golightly https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-18632 Sat, 14 Sep 2013 19:59:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-18632 Did you ever think that maybe…you should have asked her about it? That maybe….it meant nothing….or that maybe she was trying to impress you because someone else had told her something about you suggesting that you had remarried already, more than once, and were just happy as could be? Maybe she never moved on. Maybe no one close to her ever asked, and maybe she is in reality a private person who doesn’t want every detail of her personal life out there for the internet to mock….maybe…maybe people need to be honest in person, even though it hurts like a bitch.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-18247 Fri, 26 Jul 2013 02:55:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-18247 In reply to B-Blah.

really? You’d go back to Vanlandingham after getting a name like Gurley? What drugs are you on? I got married when I was 25 and 20 years of signing that damn name was long enough!!

]]> By: B-Blah https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/my-ex-wife-got-married-but-im-pretty-sure-still-uses-my-last-name/#comment-18239 Thu, 25 Jul 2013 08:59:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5426#comment-18239 I can’t imagine why anyone would hang on to their ex’s name. Dropping of a married surname and reverting to a maiden surname should be made mandatory in the divorce decree. As a divorcee myself, I was glad I hadn’t taken on my ex’s surname in the first place. Even if I had, I’d have dropped it like a hot potato the moment we signed those papers.

Incidentally, my ex got engaged (secretly) before our divorce was final and got married (also in a small secret ceremony) less than two weeks after our divorce. Unfortunately for him, his new wife splashed those pictures on Facebook and his little secret was out. Ah, tales of divorce. You got to love them! 😉

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