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Comments on: The Infamous Naked Ice Cream Bathtub Photos – REVEALED https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:33:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24647 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:33:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24647 In reply to meeshie.

Nice – I should sell it! Ebay, here I come. Or maybe Etsy. Yeah, Etsy.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24646 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:32:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24646 In reply to Frankie Laursen.

You really can’t look away. I’m like the Mona Lisa. With censored balls.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24645 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:31:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24645 In reply to Monica.

I know – that tub was tiny. I have no idea what I was reading – probably a harlequin romance novel set in the 19th century deep south. (that’s how I do)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24644 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:31:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24644 In reply to ansohvoy burges.

Thanks for the reply and I sincerely hope you’re a chick.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24643 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:30:53 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24643 In reply to Eleanorjane.

Wait – I’m confused. Are we related? And, if so, am I in your will? (please say yes)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24642 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:29:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24642 In reply to LauraATX.

Well, we divorced a few years later, so maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Ha!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24641 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:29:07 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24641 In reply to becky.

Maybe you could use symbols or grunts? I completely understand, by the way.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24640 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:28:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24640 In reply to Megly Mc.

My balls are my business, Meg. STOP JUDGING ME.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24639 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:28:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24639 In reply to Kristina.

Ice cream in the bathwater? GROSS. You sir have gone too far. Stop being gross!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/infamous/#comment-24638 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 21:27:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6260#comment-24638 In reply to Katjaneway.

Hmm – good question. Probably something by James Joyce.

Just kidding. It was Hustler June 2006.

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