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Comments on: I Totally Got Gypped On My Date Tonight https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:18 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Audrey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-16092 Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:18 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-16092 In reply to Vera.

Fingers crossed, haha!

]]> By: Eleanorjane https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-16022 Sun, 19 May 2013 21:29:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-16022 So you didn’t get dessert, eh? (nudge, nudge…)

]]> By: Vera https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15983 Sun, 19 May 2013 02:39:52 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15983 In reply to Audrey.

Audrey,

Couldn’t agree with you more! This chic sounds way cool! She must make DJ feel pretty comfortable if he is blogging about the date during the date.

]]> By: Audrey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15873 Fri, 17 May 2013 03:31:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15873 Hi, I’m new to this blog and I’m liking it! It’s good that you didn’t take these awkwardish moments very seriously. And she seems cool with you writing about it so she is a keeper! Way to go!

]]> By: TJ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15820 Thu, 16 May 2013 12:59:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15820 Triple-gypped! That’s a whole lot of gypping going on!
Love that you weren’t permitted to use the napkin!

]]> By: Natalie the Singingfool https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15781 Thu, 16 May 2013 03:28:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15781 Why put out the napkins if they’re unusable?
It doesn’t make any sense!
But makes for good copy…

]]> By: Alana (@RamblinGarden) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15760 Thu, 16 May 2013 00:24:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15760 Not sure here. Being able to laugh – good. But some of the behavior sounds downright strange to me. By the way, next time, have the ice cream.

]]> By: Lianda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15755 Wed, 15 May 2013 22:46:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15755 I can hardly remember about dating- but here’s two things that stuck out for me (being they coincide with my interests). #1 – EAT the ice-cream. It doesn’t make you fat; stress does; and depriving yourself of something you want is stressful. Just eat it mindfully and enjoy it! You’ll see, a little goes a long way when you’re paying attention.
#2. PLEASE, not even joking, say that you’re not worth it. I can see that you enjoy being humorous, but don’t make yourself (or anyone else) the brunt of jokes that are self-deprecating. That too, is something that sticks in your head, and translates into stress!
YOU are obviously the keeper! : )

]]> By: Kathy Hadley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15753 Wed, 15 May 2013 21:43:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15753 Thank goodness I read this to the very end. I was thinking you were a real jerk blogging about a date.

Is nothing private any more? 😉

Kathy

]]> By: mothers little hleper https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-totally-got-gypped-on-my-date-tonight/#comment-15752 Wed, 15 May 2013 21:38:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5699#comment-15752 She made you write this post while at her condo and she looked over your shoulder?
Doesnt anyone else think that this is a bit strange?

She invites you over for home cooked food and you end up doing the cooking and you dont get dessert? There are lower caloried (is that even a word) desserts, and she should have had that in the freezer instead as she was so concerned about your diet.
and as for the napkins… if you dont want anyone to use them dont put them out

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