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Comments on: I Literally Got Robbed https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 27 Nov 2016 14:47:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: schools online writing https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-370023 Sun, 27 Nov 2016 14:47:12 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-370023 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I could watch Schindler’s List and still be happy after reading this.

]]> By: Heather https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-168199 Tue, 09 Feb 2016 20:28:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-168199 Of course her screen is cracked. Why wouldn’t it be?

]]> By: Robyn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-13330 Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:53:46 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-13330 Oh no! That’s crazy. I have heard so many horror stories from Craigslist. Cleaning ladies, babysitters turned psychos…. I don’t think I would ever hire someone from Craigslist. Did anything ever come of what happened with Sally?

]]> By: sodamnexcited https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6815 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:50:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6815 In reply to sodamnexcited.

@tfpHumorBlog Damn it.

]]> By: sodamnexcited https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6814 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:50:18 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6814 In reply to sodamnexcited.

@tfpHumorBlog Damn it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6809 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:46:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6809 In reply to sodamnexcited.

@sodamnexcited You do not.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6810 Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:46:09 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6810 In reply to sodamnexcited.

@sodamnexcited You do not.

]]> By: sodamnexcited https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6773 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 23:02:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6773 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog SWEET! Do I get a huge brightly colored badge that no one can ignore?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6766 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:59:11 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6766 In reply to sodamnexcited.

@sodamnexcited Holy SHIT. Never occurred to me. You, sir, are a gentleman, a scholar, and head detective of the Obvious Crime Task Force.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-literally-got-robbed/#comment-6720 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 22:24:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=2637#comment-6720 In reply to notasupermom.

 @notasupermom  Comment of the day.  (applause)

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