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Comments on: I Haven’t Washed My Hair in Seven Days https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 27 Jul 2014 10:18:35 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Wheatgrass is Healthy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-94724 Sun, 27 Jul 2014 10:18:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-94724 Holy crap, thanks very much for posting this! It is gonna help when I order wheatgrass online! So Impressive!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14887 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:32:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14887 In reply to Diane Kidman.

Nice! I just need to figure out how to get the product out of my hair. I think a baking soda mixture will be the trick. Any ideas?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14886 Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:29:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14886 In reply to Emelie.

You were losing hair? Chicks lose hair?

]]> By: Diane Kidman https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14880 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:55:30 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14880 Okay, confession time. I haven’t washed my hair in, uh, let me see now – 5 years. I started no ‘poo back when I realized some of my hairs stood straight up and were all wiggly, while the rest didn’t. I still have mismatches, but I love doing the baking soda/vinegar thing. I’m way into it. Waaaay into it. And I get to gross people out whenever I want. Doesn’t matter how undirty my hair looks, I can still get a reaction by telling people I don’t use shampoo. Especially my mom. It really weirds her out. And you still gotta do what you can to weird your mom out, even when you’re an adult.

]]> By: Robin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14877 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:31:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14877 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Try Bumble & Bumble Surf Spray.

It’s water soluble, and will probably work well with the type of coif you’re going for…

]]> By: Robin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14876 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:22:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14876 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Not picking up dog poop makes you practically an environmental activist. Composting and all that…

You’re probably two days away from chaining yourself to a tree…

]]> By: Emelie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14875 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:33:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14875 Yeah, I’ve continued to shower like normal, but I only actually wash my hair every other day. It’s felt a lot healthier and I’m not losing nearly as much as I used to. It’s nice 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14874 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:20:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14874 In reply to Robin.

I have never recycled in my life. I don’t even pick up my dog poop. No joke. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14873 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:58:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14873 In reply to ThePoetPyronius.

Ha – I was just kidding around. I do appreciate your readership and almost never write anything inflammatory. But hipsters are just too easy a target. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-havent-washed-my-hair-in-seven-days/#comment-14872 Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:56:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5579#comment-14872 In reply to Kristi Campbell.

Ha – vegan dudes. Yet to meet a normal one.

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