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Comments on: I Have Two Neck Vaginas! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 22 Mar 2016 15:15:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Barbergirl28 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-10570 Thu, 13 Dec 2012 04:45:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-10570 Wow… I am laughing so hard… I am almost crying. I would offer my photoshopping skills but sadly, I think you will end up with like a neck penis or something. My skills are lacking. But I will give you a 10 anyway!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9803 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9803 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Hmm… not sure. You should have to click it to like it. Then you would click to unlike. Maybe reload the page or close down and repoen browser?

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9802 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:42:22 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9802 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog Every time I click the “Like” button on your comments it says, “1 Unlike”. Is that just on my end? I want it to look like I like them, not unlike them. Maybe it’s asking me if I want to unlike it. Weird.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9799 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:22:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9799 In reply to PamMktgNut.

PamMktgNut  LadyJWanderlust  My buddy  Katjaneway  already did it, but I appreciate the offer!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9800 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:22:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9800 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  Let’s be honest – you were just crying because you were thinking about how much funnier I am.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9797 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9797 In reply to lisamfabry.

lisamfabry  Will do – I always forget to do this!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9798 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9798 In reply to LadyJWanderlust.

LadyJWanderlust  Plus, if I can go back to my late-twenties, that would be best.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9795 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9795 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway  Send me your address via my contact form!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9794 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9794 In reply to PamMktgNut.

PamMktgNut  Thanks Pam!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-have-two-neck-vaginas/#comment-9796 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 18:17:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4300#comment-9796 In reply to VikkiClaflin.

VikkiClaflin  My gay readers have been bothering me since that photo about fucking my neck. I haven’t relented. Yet.

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