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Comments on: I Got Stood Up For a Date But Still Got to Eat BBQ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 24 Oct 2016 09:57:34 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: http://www./ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-345035 Mon, 24 Oct 2016 09:57:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-345035 Glad I’ve finally found something I agree with!

]]> By: http://www.kreditkartenonline.tech/ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-343062 Wed, 19 Oct 2016 16:51:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-343062 Jag vill gärna vara med och hjälpa till och återkommer när jag fått ihop några rutor. Har länkat till min blogg, för att sprida detta vidare.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24686 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:14:12 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24686 In reply to Heather Monts.

Thanks for reading, Heather!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24685 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:13:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24685 In reply to Ronda-Lee.

Wow – mom driving him to the date. Hmm… You’re a brave woman! Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24684 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:12:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24684 In reply to Andi-Roo (@theworld4realz).

Ha – thanks! I finally found someone after nine months. Now I just have to keep her!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24683 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:12:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24683 In reply to LeeAnn.

I could only dream of dating a chick with a mullet who weighed 500 lbs. Every man’s boner-dream.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24682 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:11:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24682 In reply to Jennifer.

Never! Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24681 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:11:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24681 In reply to Frank Bukowski.

Frank – you’re making a lot of sense. Let me receive you counsel on all my future affairs.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24680 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:10:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24680 In reply to Emelie.

BBQ is the solution to all of life’s problems.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-stood-up-for-a-date-but-still-got-to-eat-bbq/#comment-24679 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:10:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5991#comment-24679 In reply to Laura@BunnyTales.

Crap – I missed my window! I found a broad now. Thanks for reading and sharing your date crap!

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