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Comments on: I Got Shamed By a Guy Shilling Chocolate https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Wed, 05 Jun 2013 02:28:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Megly Mc https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-17169 Wed, 05 Jun 2013 02:28:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-17169 And they’re COMPLETELY not good enough for See’s. And since we’re on the subject of both temperature and chocolate, my father’s crazy is that he buys See’s and puts it in the freezer. Aside from this being an obvious risk to teeth (particularly by father’s oldass teeth, not all of which are his), it’s also just unpleasant. Who wants to chaw on some rock solid chocolate covered caramels? Seriously?

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-14645 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:52:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-14645 The problem comes when not everybody is as secure as you (you, meaning anyone) are. People get embarrassed because they’re not comfortable in their own skin. They doubt themselves and depend too much on what others think of them. Then they get pissed off because they don’t want to believe what you said is true because what you said (a mistake they made) may make them feel worthless. They feel like they have to meet some standard in order to have value and worth.

That sounds like a bunch of crappy pyscho-babble. And I don’t know what I’m talking about…

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-14134 Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:40:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-14134 I own my crazy quirks. I don’t like my food to touch. It can all be on the same plate, but I don’t won’t put my mashed potato’s on the same forkful as my corn and turkey. It’s a texture thing. I know it all goes to the same place. My friends make fun of me. I make fun of me. It makes for an interesting date conversation. On that note, I am going to go to breakfast so I can order Eggs Benedict and pull the eggs off the English muffin and Canadian bacon and eat them all separately alongside my homefries.

]]> By: Quirky Chrissy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13876 Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:03:36 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13876 I’ve got a lot of crazy to own up to! Luckily, I have no shame in admitting that I have to bag my own groceries because I need them organized by where they go in my kitchen, I buy new underwear so I don’t have to do laundry, and other crazy quirks.

BTW, Russell Stover. Yes.

]]> By: Laurie Kozlowski https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13873 Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:37:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13873 Hi D.J. Got to your site via a link on your Twitter profile. Love the post, very hilarious. Great site also. Butterscotch caramel? Weird. Lol. I’ll just save the caramel for my frappachino. Leavin’ the chocolate alone – divine my itself. I hear ya – own your shit! Have a great one 🙂

]]> By: Daily Dose of Damn! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13861 Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:13:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13861 I could read ya all day long.

]]> By: robinbird https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13853 Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:01:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13853 Oh, there is loads of crazy going on over here…

Own it, because at least then you’re steps ahead when someone points it out.

Have a laugh, on yourself. It makes life a bit easier.

I recently went away for the weekend, without cleaning the house and changing the sheets prior to my departure. And guess what? Nothing. The world did not end. Alas, at 39, I’m learning new things all the time.

]]> By: Annie Keeling https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13849 Thu, 11 Apr 2013 02:16:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13849 In reply to Mary Pat.

This line is so true: We love to protect subjectivity like it’s a valuable resource. Great post. Ewww to the toenails – but then, again I didn’t step on them. 🙂

]]> By: Mary Pat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13846 Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:04:59 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13846 Great post. Owning your own stuff is very important. It would be so much easier, if everybody else owned their stuff. 🙂 It gets down to the need to be right at all cost. And I do like the temperature warmer as I am a chilly willy. Guess my husband will just have to walk around in his shorts. 🙂

]]> By: Andrea https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-shamed-by-a-guy-shilling-chocolate/#comment-13843 Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:41:49 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5487#comment-13843 Love this! For some, pride simply doesn’t allow them to appear to be more human than anyone else. Others (like me, and evidently you, too) enjoy sharing the depths of their humanity.

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