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Comments on: I Got Pulled Over Again! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:24:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lauren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10735 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 05:24:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10735 The benefits of living in a small town where your Dad is an insurance agent is that the cops believe you when you swear you just don’t have the updated card in the glove compartment but that you really truly do have insurance.

]]> By: Quirky Chrissy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10731 Wed, 26 Dec 2012 23:27:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10731 I swear that I could write a weekly post about all of my experiences with cars and cops and being pulled over in Illinois…you are one lucky dude.

]]> By: TKVRPRJCT https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10527 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 07:39:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10527 @Beyond_Survivor @tfpHumorBlog Not bad. 🙂

]]> By: imjustsayindamn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10514 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 03:38:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10514 Funny.  I’ve been pulled over for speeding (5 miles over) and gotten a ticket , speeding (20 miles over) no ticket – received a warning telling me to “slow down” and for a possible DUI no ticket but received a warning to drive “nice & easy” all the way home.  I guess it all depends on the officer.  Jae Mac, I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)

]]> By: beezuskiddo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10513 Sat, 08 Dec 2012 02:43:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10513 I never bother to carry my insurance or registration documentation. I figure if I get ticketed for not having proof of either, I’ll just fight the ticket and bring in the proof to the hearing (since the offense is for expired registration/insurance, not for failing to have proof of it), so at least in PA, the ticket gets waived if you bring the proof in.   But then again, I’m in court all the time for work anyway, so it’s not like one more hearing is going to be an inconvenience for me.

]]> By: ttoombs08 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10512 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:43:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10512 I let my chauffeur deal with the traffic issues while I sit in the back and browbeat him for being an imbecile. 🙂

]]> By: KateHall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10511 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:23:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10511 Very funny! As always.

]]> By: RealHousewifeSL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10506 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:42:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10506 I have never ever had a ticket! Nope! Now I’ve been pulled over plenty and my husband says its because I’m a girl and he gets pissed. It’s as if he wants the cop to write me a ticket? Idk? I am just nice and admit what I did wrong and say sorry (as Julie says batting the eyes a bit:) lol
My husband on the other hand used to get tickets nearly daily! In fact he is the only guy I’ve ever heard of who got pulled over twice in the same damn day by the same cop. He was driving two different cars btw…not even the same one! When the cop approached the truck and saw my husband in it after pulling him over four hours earlier said “YOU AGAIN?! GO HOME!” As if he was really disgusted! Hahaha

]]> By: MsMeganG https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10507 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:42:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10507 In reply to redbone210.

redbone210  My husband used to to that when he was on the road. One lady told him the fine was coming out of the kid’s college fund. Nice, huh?

]]> By: Barbergirl28 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/i-got-pulled-over-again/#comment-10505 Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:42:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4605#comment-10505 I have tried the whole let them be boss thing, I have tried giving an outrageous but true excuse (like I have to pee and there are no bathrooms in sight), I tried pulling my shirt down to expose extra cleavage, I tried being smart, I tried being honest, I tried being dumb, I have tried crying… I wonder if they note this stuff when you get pulled over. I have tried everything in the book. Never fails – I get a ticket every single time!

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