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Comments on: Another Embarrassing Story About Food https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 14 Sep 2014 15:26:58 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Ankita https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-104348 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 15:26:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-104348 Yes, rice grows in puddles. I eat rice everyday, and I can assure you it’s nothing like pasta. At all.

]]> By: Dawn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-16123 Tue, 21 May 2013 14:20:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-16123 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Haha. Only vaginas like food network????

]]> By: Kristi Campbell https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-13614 Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:41:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-13614 In reply to Kristi Campbell.

PS I used to think capers were fish eggs. Not my fault though. My mom said they were. She sucks.

]]> By: Kristi Campbell https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-13613 Sat, 23 Mar 2013 13:40:33 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-13613 Okay, the pasta thing is pretty dumb. Sorry. But I think you just taught me that the red thing inside an olive is a pepper. Oops.

]]> By: Janine Huldie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-13606 Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:51:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-13606 And now I see what you do when you are bored, lol!! Seriously thanks for linking this up today!! 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-9863 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 02:37:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-9863 @circustoybox  Asians don’t like olives? I just learned something new to make fun of Asians about! Thanks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-9852 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 01:12:24 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-9852 In reply to dSavannahCreate.

@dSavannahCreate    @NoraBlithe  It’s true. I’ve seen her vagina. It’s real.

]]> By: dSavannahCreate https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-9510 Mon, 05 Nov 2012 03:42:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-9510 @tfpHumorBlog    @NoraBlithe   I have a vagina, but I also have ZERO interest in the Food Network.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-5698 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:14:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-5698 In reply to shy_one96.

 @shy_one96  One major difference.  She didn’t have brains to start with – I’m reasonably  intelligent.  Wait, maybe that makes me look worse.

]]> By: shy_one96 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/stories/another-embarrassing-story-about-food/#comment-5697 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:10:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1827#comment-5697 I can understand your not knowing about the red bit in the olives and even possibly how pasta may have been harvested from the sea. My co-worker beat you when she calmly asked what kind of tree does a watermelon grow on. UMMMM yeah I couldn’t respond, I think she is still standing in the office waiting for my reply. I told her I would get back to her on that and  proceeded  to the nearest exit because clearly the  ALIENS  had already sucked her brain out and I didn’t want to be next.  

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