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Comments on: I Went To The South! (and came back to make fun of it) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:32:19 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-24841 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 20:32:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-24841 In reply to DC Dana.

Dana (also my sister’s name) – STOP GOING THROUGH MY OLD POSTS. Ha. Just kidding. Read away, psycho!

]]> By: DC Dana https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-18764 Thu, 17 Oct 2013 16:46:38 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-18764 HA! This post was suggested on the bottom of the other one I was reading, so I’m now, clearly, “one of those psychos that loves going through a blogger’s old posts.” My family’s now in Tennessee, but I lived my first 13 years in Washington State and the last 12 in D.C. So I appreciate all of this. hilarious.

]]> By: Mindy Xy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4365 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:02:27 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4365 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@delfinparis Yes, but the walk never lies! Actually, it might in Western Europe… but that is unconfirmed!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4364 Fri, 06 Jan 2012 21:45:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4364 In reply to Mindy Xy.

@Mindy Xy It’s the damned accent. It makes all the guys sound soft. It’s pretty funny, actually.

]]> By: Mindy Xy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4356 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:10:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4356 Dude, I happen to be the proud owner of a top notch gaydar, and 90% of the time, just watch the way they walk. You’ll know it when you see it. 😉

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4345 Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:20:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4345 It sounds like you were able to squeeze in a fabulous time around your bouts of nausea, that’s great! And I’m glad to hear your visit went so well. I moved to the mid south from Las Vegas and found the hospitality vaguely threatening. My answer was to move to the country. If I want friendly chats I’ll come to you, otherwise back off! I have a water hose and am not afraid to use it.

]]> By: Jesse3581 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4343 Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:17:52 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4343 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois I’m converted as well. And really, how often do you hear people talk about “moving north” or even moving “back home”. It’s pretty rare on my side of the south, at least.

]]> By: Sonja Rois https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4339 Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:20:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4339 In reply to D.J. Paris.

I have to say though…I’m loving it in the south. I think I’ve been converted!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4336 Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:00:45 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4336 In reply to wingnutp.

Albert Brooks calls these “complisults” – where if you talk to someone long enough the compliment they pay you eventually turns into an insult. “I love Defending Your Life – genius! You didn’t make me laugh once during Mother.”

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-went-to-the-south-and-came-back-to-make-fun-of-it/#comment-4335 Mon, 02 Jan 2012 15:59:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1526#comment-4335 In reply to Sonja Rois.

@Sonja Rois Yeah, anything from Detroit is never preceded with, “You know the best thing about being from Detroit is…”

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