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Comments on: I Need Your Help Choosing An Intro! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:03:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-6519 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 18:03:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-6519 In reply to bigtexbri.

 @bigtexbri  thanks!  I ended up choosing the other one.  Ha.

]]> By: bigtexbri https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-6282 Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:30:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-6282 The bouncy one runs off of the right hand side of the screen, just sayin.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4387 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:59:15 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4387 In reply to circustoybox.

@circustoybox Just for that I’m going to make it 12 seconds.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4386 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:58:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4386 In reply to YoungmanBrown.

@YoungmanBrown Nah, I just learned a little bit of After Effects. It’s still tricky as hell though. Thanks for the feedback!

]]> By: circustoybox https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4385 Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:57:03 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4385 So you plan to make me waste another 6 seconds?

Grey one.

because in the other has odd spazzing, ADD-fied letters.

]]> By: YoungmanBrown https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4353 Thu, 05 Jan 2012 00:44:13 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4353 The Grey one kicks ass. They are both well done though, did you do them yourself? Graphic arts history?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4352 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 03:31:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4352 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 Agreed!

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/general/i-need-your-help-choosing-an-intro/#comment-4351 Wed, 04 Jan 2012 03:26:34 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1549#comment-4351 Both intros are well done with a nice juxtaposition of classic against cheery. However I worry the added 6 seconds on the cheery will lose you the attention of your fellow ADD sufferers, and any distraction from you would surely be a loss to them. And you. ;-p

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