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Comments on: Watch Me On TV – Like Right Now! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:44:12 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-7273 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 17:50:30 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-7273 In reply to Mondo.

I tried.  Ha.  Wouldn’t let me.

]]> By: Mondo https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-7120 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 20:32:31 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-7120 You should have brought on Meepers!  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-7084 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 05:10:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-7084 In reply to jennapooh1971.

 @jennapooh1971  I’m now onto rouge.  I know the expression “ladies pinch, whores wear rouge” – but I don’t care.  Rouge rocks!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-7083 Fri, 29 Jun 2012 05:09:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-7083 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds  Yeah, but he was a psycho.  Ha.

]]> By: Craziness Abounds https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-7033 Wed, 27 Jun 2012 13:16:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-7033 Look at you being all suave! I wish my ex had worked through things a bit better. It has taken him 6 years to get through this and to where we are now on friendly terms.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-4458 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:10:04 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-4458 In reply to jennapooh1971.

@jennapooh1971 Zero effect. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-4457 Fri, 13 Jan 2012 02:09:48 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-4457 In reply to lefty.

You’re not wrong. But I’m pale. Like Powder, but not as lame.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-4432 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:48:37 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-4432 Now, about the blotter paper: it’s a gateway beauty product. Stay away from it. I have friends who started out just thinking it was cool, then within weeks they had to have them 3, 4 times a day. And always with the sharing, ‘See how much oil that one just mopped up? How did I show my face in public before these?’. It’s all downhill from there. So next time someone comes at with one of those just say no.

]]> By: jennapooh1971 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-4431 Wed, 11 Jan 2012 18:48:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-4431 A moment of seriousness, then we’ll return to your regularly scheduled snarkiness:

‘The idea of somebody leaving a relationship is very foreign and very scary to me.’

I strongly identify with this statement of yours because my parents have been together since jr high, married out of high school, and like yours have celebrated their 40th anniversary. They are the best of friends and very much in love with one another. Because I see what relationships should be I am very intolerant of bullshit. Intolerence born of fear, I’m sure: fear that the other person has no clue how to stay through the exciting and dull, and not confuse anxiety with love, why begin what will obviously end badly, blah blah blah. Now I share this for two reasons: 1) to maybe give you some insight as to why I enjoy your blog so much. Aside from the humor I recognize many of the personal issues you write about, because I live with them also. And 2) because I find it heartening to see/hear/read how you actively are able to deal with and overcome your fears. While I’m aware my opinion has zero effect on your life, I find myself compelled to say you’re doing great and I’m proud of you. Congratulations, two thumbs up, and keep up the good work.

]]> By: lefty https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/watch-me-on-tv-like-right-now/#comment-1495 Fri, 16 Sep 2011 02:49:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=812#comment-1495 DJ… You know that you did not need a makeup lady. You always look fantastic

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