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Comments on: The Right Side Of My Bed Smells Like Cat Pee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-right-side-of-my-bed-smells-like-cat-pee/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:30:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-right-side-of-my-bed-smells-like-cat-pee/#comment-45986 Tue, 06 May 2014 21:27:21 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=637#comment-45986 I’m hoping you’ve found another solution to this by now, but I’ll add a comment just in case you haven’t. Clean the rug. If you leave it smelling like that, she’ll think it’s okay to pee there and keep peeing there. She’s already probably wondering why you keep tossing your nice clothes into her pee area. She might think you want her to pee on your clothes so she’s doing you a favor! Petsmart sells a cleaner called Nature’s Miracle which does good work. I especially like the type in the orange bottle that you shake up before you spray. Cats don’t like citrus, and it smells like orange, so they tend to avoid the spot in the future.

Oh, and make sure Miss Pantaloons’ litter box is pristine. Or try a new box. A friend just bought a new box and her cat stopped going outside the box. He just didn’t like the old box for some reason. Just a thought.

]]> By: CeCe Cat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-right-side-of-my-bed-smells-like-cat-pee/#comment-29544 Sat, 05 Apr 2014 03:16:19 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=637#comment-29544 Vinegar works miracles on cat urine. Put the rug in the shower, wet it then pour white vinegar on it and leave overnight. It will completely remove the urine smell. This only works if the rug is colorfast, otherwise, your rug is ruined in which case this is very bad advice. It works with clothes anyway. My cat peed all over some of my clean, folded not yet put up clothes when my sister came for a visit and brought her dog. Evidently, he doesn’t like my sisters dog and was mad at me for letting them visit..?!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-right-side-of-my-bed-smells-like-cat-pee/#comment-5035 Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:05:32 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=637#comment-5035 In reply to Katjaneway.

 @Katjaneway  Yeah – I agree partly with you.  My ex-wife’s a vet and medical solutions are often the best cure.  However, feeding my cat Prozac every day is a pain.  I’m doing some stuff the cat woman suggests (engaging her “prey” desire, exercising her, etc.) and it seems to be working.  But meds are great, too.  Ha.

]]> By: Katjaneway https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/the-right-side-of-my-bed-smells-like-cat-pee/#comment-5016 Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:14:58 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=637#comment-5016 Leave it to a doctor (vet) to find a solution via meds. Look, I’m no Jackson Galaxy, but you should watch an episode or two of My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet. Prozac is a happy pill, so your cat is not happy. You can treat the imbalance through behavior modifications. I’ve already watched a couple of episodes about cats that pee all over the owners house. Also, about the rug, perhaps at least a shampooer might help with that.

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