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Comments on: I Fell In Love With a Girl Who Had Already Seen Me Naked And Then Rejected Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:37:05 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Michelle https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-78531 Wed, 04 Jun 2014 07:12:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-78531 I just can’t help but think of “Friends” and Ugly Naked Guy. Sadly, unless you’re Johnny Depp or Channing Tatum, Pea Coat Girl probably called you Ugly Naked Guy when talking to her friends. She may have qualified that you weren’t ugly, but that’s what they called you. Sorry.

]]> By: Jenn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-28220 Thu, 13 Mar 2014 04:54:07 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-28220 Hilarious.
Awkward, but hilarious.
And I do kind of get her. When I was a singleton in Chicago, I had a “naked guy across the way”…it became kind of a running joke, so I’m sure if her friends had witnessed the full monty, she wouldn’t be able to look you in the, erm, eyes.

]]> By: Yvonne @ Dress This Nest https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-16005 Sun, 19 May 2013 14:20:39 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-16005 I could read your relationship posts all day. It like Sex and the City from a male perspective. You should work on getting a deal with HBO. You are hilarious.

]]> By: Amanda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-13725 Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:10:28 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-13725 Im literally crying – this story made my morning 🙂

]]> By: Lauren https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-11414 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:58:56 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-11414 I personally love the idea of cooking dinner together. How fun! But I am telling you right now, I am not doing dishes on the first date! Your place, you do them.
As for your red pea coat girl….maybe, just maybe she was intimidated? 🙂 Maybe she didn’t like the fact that you washed first and shampooed second? These things are important to girl. OR maybe, perhaps, she caught ya picking your nose while you were watching said adult feature.

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-11412 Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:29:14 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-11412 OH fuck I’ve just read this for the first time. I was actually laughing out loud !
The responses were funny as hell too. Good Job. Sometimes life sucks…actually a lot!

]]> By: fallon_nicole37 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-7940 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:58:41 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-7940 I love all of your stories! they are so funny! This one touched me though. Well I may  have went out with someone who may have poisoned my drink with spanish fly. Spanish fly can cause seizures, and now I have Epilepsy. The events that happened on our date were similiar. I actually thought he was this funny, great guy with a wonderful personality. He was charming. I felt we had a connection. That’s all I remember. I have had some memory loss since then.

]]> By: fallon_nicole37 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-7939 Tue, 07 Aug 2012 11:56:59 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-7939 I love all of your stories! they are so funny! This one touched me though. Well I maybe  I went out with someone who may have  poisoned my drink with spanish fly. Spanish fly can cause seizures, and now I have Epilepsy. The events that happened on our date were similiar. I actually thought he was this funny, great guy with a wonderful personality. He was charming. I felt we had a connection. That’s all I remember. I have had some memory loss since then.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-6568 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:25:20 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-6568 In reply to Pish Posh.

 @Pish Posh  She probably did see the wanking.  Not wanking in particular, but that the occasional adult feature might show up on my television.  It’s normal.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/i-fell-in-love-with-a-girl-who-had-already-seen-me-naked-and-then-rejected-me/#comment-6567 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 19:22:50 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=720#comment-6567 In reply to JamiZehr.

 @JamiZehr  Since most Nigerians are married with children at 14, that story is implausible.  But at least you have an international stalker!  Congrats!

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