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Comments on: How I Would Improve Keeping Up With The Kardashians https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:25:20 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kendra https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-14115 Fri, 19 Apr 2013 20:34:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-14115 Maybe more episodes with Kim crying where it looks like her over-inflated lips are curling back and about to swallow her own head? I despise those people but, like an idiot, I watch the train wreck regularly. Sigh.

]]> By: PursuitOfNormal https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-9156 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 03:17:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-9156 Best thing to do to make it better? Put a different family on the show! Love your blog. So glad twitter introduced us. I feel like I should send a thank you card or flowers. Thanks for checking out my blog yesterday as well!
(Thepursuitofnormal in case you didn’t remember. You’re wildly popular, ya know;)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-7631 Sun, 15 Jul 2012 18:22:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-7631 In reply to melissa moore.

 @melissa moore  I don’t think I’d like to see her without makeup.  Actually I did recently.  I hate to be an asshole, but it wasn’t great.  The problem is that 95% she looks perfect because she always wears makeup.  Without makeup was a shock.  Nope, I do sound like an asshole.  Ha.

]]> By: melissa moore https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-7489 Tue, 10 Jul 2012 01:04:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-7489 I would love to see all that!  Particularly getting poor old Bruce smashed.  I would seriously pay to hear him tell everyone what he really thinks of them.  The only other improvement I could suggest would be to have them all spend a week in the 1800 house (remember that show?).  I would LOVE to see Kim survive without product for seven days.  I think she’d be suicidal by the end!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-6602 Sun, 24 Jun 2012 21:06:00 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-6602 In reply to The Outlaw Mama.

 @The Outlaw Mama  We really are.

]]> By: The Outlaw Mama https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/how-i-would-improve-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-2/#comment-6273 Sun, 10 Jun 2012 20:45:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=615#comment-6273 Hilarious. Chicago is the home of all genius. Me and you, for example.

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