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Comments on: Getting Set Up On A Date By The Woman Who Introduced Me To My Wife Who Ended Up Divorcing Me https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:47:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-24813 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 18:54:17 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-24813 In reply to Linda K.

Thanks Linda – I’m only two years late on this response!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-24803 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 18:46:35 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-24803 In reply to Parkes1213.

It was a pretty funny scene – the woman turned out to be a psycho (the date). I wrote about it somewhere. It was funny.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-24761 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:50:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-24761 In reply to Sharona Zee.

Fine – you’re SO NEEDY! I’ll start looking.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-24760 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:37:43 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-24760 In reply to Jamie.

I’m replying to your comment two years later! Yes, I rock. Ha! Thanks for commenting Jamie!

]]> By: Parkes1213 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-24758 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 01:36:29 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-24758 Wow, that is interesting. I would be so embarrassed to consider setting someone up on a date after the last relationship I set up ended in divorce. Ouch! Another moment of “glad I’m not Elizabeth”

]]> By: Sharona Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-16560 Tue, 28 May 2013 04:53:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-16560 I tell everyone I know to fix me up 🙂 If I meet someone in their 20’s or 30’s, I always ask if they have cute uncle. Everyone laughs and tells me how funny I am, but I’m actually not kidding at all.

So, fix me up, really 🙂

]]> By: MissBatman24 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-5081 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 04:59:05 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-5081 I have a single friend who lives about an hour south of Chicago.   She was my roommate in college.   Although, I’m gonna guess you won’t like her for 2 reasons   A) she took me to see Papa Roach and ENJOYED HERSELF and 2) She likes to argue.  

]]> By: Grant C. https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-1804 Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:50:02 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-1804 I always smile when I read someone who is a dry as myself. Glad I came across this story and will look for more from you. However, I am not forwarding a pic of my sister.

]]> By: Linda K https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-1800 Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:22:44 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-1800 I enjoy the wry, bemused, tone of your writing. Keep it up.

]]> By: Jamie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/blog/getting-set-up-on-a-date/#comment-1798 Wed, 21 Sep 2011 18:03:40 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=843#comment-1798 you’re killing me with your stories:)) keep them coming

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