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Comments on: You’re All Big Smelly Liars! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:27:41 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6479 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 03:27:41 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6479 In reply to KatrinaCF.

 @KatrinaCF  I bet that includes a ton of f-bombs.

]]> By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6463 Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:04:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6463 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis  hee hee…yup.  Not known for my spelling skills.  (or wasn’t until now?)

]]> By: KatrinaCF https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6455 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 13:30:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6455 In reply to D.J. Paris.

 @delfinparis Hey, I have two teenaged sons (and a 5yo and 20yo as well) and two teenaged nieces.   I have to speak their language.  

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6420 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:52:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6420 In reply to KatrinaCF.

 @KatrinaCF  Nice OMG.  You and my thirteen year old cousin now have one thing in common.  Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6419 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:51:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6419 In reply to DavidHoebeck.

 @DavidHoebeck  If I disagreed with anything you said, I would be offended sir.  But I do not.  Well said.  Good show!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6418 Fri, 22 Jun 2012 06:51:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6418 In reply to storksimply.

 @storksimply  Well, you may or may not be a liar, but you sure can’t spell.

]]> By: KatrinaCF https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6373 Thu, 21 Jun 2012 06:39:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6373 OMG I do the same thing!  

]]> By: DavidHoebeck https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6345 Sat, 16 Jun 2012 20:39:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6345 Older people do not detect temperature as well as younger people. Happy now? Now get a frigging life you self absorbed numbnut.

]]> By: storksimply https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/youre-all-big-smelly-liars/#comment-6343 Sat, 16 Jun 2012 18:26:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3055#comment-6343 I thought it has already been established that you are crazy?…but then again…i’m a lier. (a big smelly lier, or so  I’ve  been told.)

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