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Comments on: You, Too, Can Do the ’83 Madonna https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 07 Jul 2014 01:35:11 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: deals destination looking https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-92925 Mon, 07 Jul 2014 01:35:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-92925 Really love the way you layed it all down. So flawless and brief. One does not see this often these days. You are definitely the best blogger ever. Keep them awesome articles coming. Thanks a million for such priceless inspirations.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9834 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9834 In reply to Katjaneway.

Katjaneway Yes, but at Costco you have to buy 7lbs of spinach – that’s the smallest amount allowed.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9835 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9835 In reply to lcarilo.

lcarilo I’m glad your kids have learned how to serve their parents. It’s the best thing about having the little shits!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9833 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:57:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9833 In reply to AngusMcMahan.

AngusMcMahan Nobody gets upset more than you at my typos – I’m glad to have someone to remind me of my poor editing. Ha.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9829 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:52:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9829 In reply to John Terry.

John Terry Plus, your bum situation is most likely better. But maybe you’re into bums. I’m not.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9831 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:52:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9831 In reply to NestedBlog.

NestedBlog Your husband is right not to help you. He does enough, you know?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9832 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:52:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9832 In reply to Dei Starr.

Dei Starr Thanks Dei! We’re the same!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9830 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:52:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9830 In reply to NorellLestinaShute.

NorellLestinaShute If you walked around Uptown here in Chicago you would see a ton of mental patients. Lots of slow walking, cigarettes dangling from lips, and vacant stares into the sky. Also they always have at least one plastic bag with them. It’s a whole thing.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9826 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:47:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9826 In reply to nulsenjb.

nulsenjb A self-slicer? I’m going to call shenanigans on this. But if it is true, I MUST USE IT. Thanks for the tip, although I’m certain the crappy Jewel I go to does not contain said technology.

]]> By: nulsenjb https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-too-can-do-the-83-madonna/#comment-9529 Wed, 07 Nov 2012 15:02:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4136#comment-9529 There have been three Sundays since this was posted, which means I’ve been grocery shopping three times since reading it. It also means that thrice, I’ve stood in front of the self-service bread slicer at Kroger thinking to myself, “I really need to suggest this to DJ. He’s totally missing out on good bread.” I actually list it like that on my shopping app. “Good bread.” My wife prefers the tasteless double-fiber flax multi-grain cardboard crap, which I simply list as “bread,” and I just grab something brown and on sale for her. You dedicated an entire post about how your dad convinced you to splurge on decent deli turkey, and I think it’s time you properly compliment your meat with quality bread. Plus, operating the slicer and bagging it yourself is intrinsically rewarding.

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