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Comments on: You Deserve Full Candy Bars on Halloween https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 13 May 2013 04:54:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: iexistthatisall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-15619 Mon, 13 May 2013 04:54:28 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-15619 Sorry to poke a hole in your theory there, but I gave my daughter ALL the candy she THOUGHT she wanted. We had plastic grocery bags of it at her disposal at ALL times. It didn’t take her long to HATE candy. She maintained a straight “A” average all through school, and is extremely active in sports. In fact, she’ll be participating in the Tough Mudder in your neck of the woods next weekend. Oh yeah, and she’s a DEDICATED health freak! 😉

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9910 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 05:42:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9910 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  thebloggerincognito sad-but-true.   but also I look young for my age despite my addiction to knitting in a rocking chair.   really.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9691 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:22:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9691 In reply to bluenotebacker.

bluenotebacker  I’m the same way. I wouldn’t mind having them knock on the door, but nobody ever has.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9684 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9684 In reply to KateHall.

KateHall  YES. Almonds are amazing. Coconut is non-amazing.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9685 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9685 In reply to inthemomlight.

inthemomlight  I recommend hanging out with the Amish. Subscribe to their newsletters and read their literature. Their kids always turn out great.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9686 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9686 In reply to about100percent.

about100percent  Oooh, that’s great. I love that. Or, simply hold the candy above their heads and make them jump for it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9688 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9688 In reply to Mango1531.

Mango1531  This is why I’m here. Next year – full candy bars. Be cool.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9689 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9689 In reply to DanaSeilhan.

DanaSeilhan  Mango1531  Nobody like Dum-Dums. At least splurge and go with BlowPops. Still not great, but a step up.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9690 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9690 In reply to diapersorwine.

diapersorwine  That explains your unwieldy hair and love of running in meadows.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-deserve-full-candy-bars-on-halloween/#comment-9687 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:17:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4262#comment-9687 In reply to BusyMomDotCom.

BusyMomDotCom  I became angry when I read the word dum-dum because that candy is a disappointment to the candy world. But then you redeemed yourself. Great job!

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