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Comments on: You And I Are Going To Start Improving This Sunday https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 14 Sep 2014 11:16:37 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: 24 hour emergency ac service lauderhill fl https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-104288 Sun, 14 Sep 2014 11:16:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-104288 It’s wonderful that you are getting thoughts from this article
as well as from our discussion made here.

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-10009 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:07:38 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-10009 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

@tfpHumorBlog  Well, luckily it wasn’t while climaxing.  Thank goodness for that, it could cause a very weird creepy fetish to take place of the very weird creepy fetish I already have.  But anywho, I saw a lady go into the room that used to be my boyfriend’s grandmother’s room.  I also saw one in the downstairs back hall, that seemed so real I asked it something, thinking it was my boyfriend before I realized no one was there anymore.  I would have thought I was just going nuts (lol, going?) , but my cat was watching the same spot.  I attract ghosts though, I have my whole life.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-9988 Thu, 22 Nov 2012 20:52:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-9988 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

@MicheleLeAnn  Explain!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8927 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:41:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8927 In reply to redbone210.

 @redbone210  My dog is 6lbs. People can deal. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8928 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:41:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8928 In reply to TRfromRL.

 @TRfromRL  I have a Swiffer! They rock.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8929 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:41:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8929 In reply to Banana Stickers.

 @Banana Stickers  I do that here – odd that people like to read it…

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8930 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 06:41:04 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8930 In reply to Craziness Abounds.

 @Craziness Abounds  I do know what a dog’s dick feels like. My girlfriend has a male chihuahua and when I pick him up by his belly, I always graze dick. It skeeves me out every time.

]]> By: redbone210 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8079 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 20:59:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8079 You don’t pick up the poop outside? SHAEMEFUL! It’s people like you that keep me from walking in grass anywhere.

]]> By: TRfromRL https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8039 Sun, 12 Aug 2012 20:49:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8039 Holy moly….  Who uses “mops” anymore?  Mops don’t look good on anyone.   If your manhood can handle it get yourself a Swiffer sweeper…use it wet or dry….a few strokes and you’re done *giggle*.
 
ditto on the journaling, like Banana Stickers said.   The voices….dear lord….the voices…

]]> By: Banana Stickers https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/you-and-i-are-going-to-start-improving-this-sunday/#comment-8031 Sun, 12 Aug 2012 16:49:31 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3263#comment-8031 ”  I have a deep-seeded belief that mops look better on chicks”.
WORD. Call me a sexist, and I’ll call you… by your first name, probably, but Dudes look weird weilding a mop.
JOURNALING. That’s a great outlet for all those awful little voices in my head. I’ll do that. Nightly. Vigorously.

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