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Comments on: Would Really Like to Take the Day Off Of Writing https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/would-really-like-to-take-the-day-off-of-writing/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 11 Jul 2014 14:09:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Hope Floats https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/would-really-like-to-take-the-day-off-of-writing/#comment-93344 Fri, 11 Jul 2014 14:09:25 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1921#comment-93344 Being broke can be funny. When we’re low on funds and just trying to get by from one pay to the next, our attitude changes, and it makes us become a little more creative in the way we look at and utilize the stuff we “need” everyday. I once snuck powdered milk into the house and refilled the milk jug with it. When my daughter asked why the milk tasted like crap I told her they were using different cows…she was 7…kids are dumb. I bought cheaper cat food and suffered the piles of cat vomit daily until the bag was finished. What it cost me in paper towels I could have bought the good cat food. Search for the “funny” it’s definitely there. 🙂

]]> By: mollyCLE https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/would-really-like-to-take-the-day-off-of-writing/#comment-4965 Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:24:36 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1921#comment-4965 I once tried to write every day for Lent. The fact that I was “doing” something for Lent was mildly funny enough but it got to the point where I had nothing to write about. People seem to think my life is funny everyday. Nope. It became exhausting to come up with something every day to entertain these monkeys! I think I finally broke down and wrote a “I have no clue what I’m doing and I’m broke” post. So, we’ve all been there. At least we know you’re human. I enjoyed it.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/would-really-like-to-take-the-day-off-of-writing/#comment-4700 Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:19:53 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1921#comment-4700 In reply to FreakazoidBaldwin.

@FreakazoidBaldwin Wow – you murdered “embarrassment” – that’s kind of an accomplishment. And yes, this too shall pass. I get it. Farting should never be disciplined, by the way. Also, if you can “like” the Facebook page and tell a friend about the site! Then your friends and I can goof on you.

]]> By: FreakazoidBaldwin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/would-really-like-to-take-the-day-off-of-writing/#comment-4695 Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:15:08 +0000 http://delfinparis.com/newsite/?p=1921#comment-4695 Dude, I totally get the whole embarressment (Probably wrong spelling) of funds thing… That’s me at the moment. But, and I hope I’m not going to sound annoyingly positive here, things will pick up. I hope anyway, cause that’s what I’m telling myself!

And with the fart in the office thing, my friend’s boyfriend disciplined a member of staff for, get this, farting outside his office and finding it funny! I mean, get a sense of humour or what!

Anyway, extra cool blog you’ve got going on and I’m definitely subscribing, should that be ok!

Sincerely, or something less formal…

Amy

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