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Comments on: Worst Post of the Year So Far (Trying to Set the Proper Expectation) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 01 Jan 2017 17:00:32 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Chris A Ferguson https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-390447 Sun, 01 Jan 2017 17:00:32 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-390447 Quit slamming the post! It’s a good post! It made people think, engage and discuss. I LOVE the post! I would MARRY the post (but I’m already married). You post is going to cause me to read about the mindfulness meditation thing so I learn how to do it to. Great post!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19942 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:24:27 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19942 In reply to Daisy.

Thanks, Daisy! I appreciate it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19941 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:23:56 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19941 In reply to Alana (@RamblinGarden).

Libraries have too many stinky people. Truth.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19940 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:20:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19940 In reply to AlwaysARedhead.

I’m in Chicago – we’re pretty well set up with power. 🙂 I’ve already walked a mile today, though, and it’s 12 degrees. In a suit and with a dog strapped to my back.

]]> By: AlwaysARedhead https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19929 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 05:01:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19929 Do you not remember the Northeast blackout of 2003 or did it not affect you? I remember and it was bad no power for days.

]]> By: Alana (@RamblinGarden) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19925 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 01:06:37 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19925 What would I do without the internet? Well, I might have to visit a library every once in a while, Or, I might have to buy a set of encyclopedias. Remember those? All those nights as a kid, reading the World Book Encyclopedia for pleasure and it was all for naught? Tell me it ain’t so Joe….I mean, Paris!

]]> By: Daisy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19924 Fri, 17 Jan 2014 00:16:11 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19924 I love your blog and writing style, will definitely be bookmarking you!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19923 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 22:56:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19923 In reply to Barbara.

I like that – I’m going to start saying “fact check” to people at parties. That will make for much hilarity.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19922 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 22:55:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19922 In reply to Sophie Bowns.

True! I’m a better writer than what’s above. Bad writing happens. 🙂

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/worst-post-year-far-trying-set-proper-expectation/#comment-19921 Thu, 16 Jan 2014 22:55:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6677#comment-19921 In reply to Nate.

Nice! And sorry you had to read this shit post. Usually I’m better. I swear. 🙂

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