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Comments on: Women’s Feet, Dressing Up Man-Parts, and Drunken Karoake https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/womens-feet-dressing-up-man-parts-and-drunken-karoake/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:59:46 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Kat https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/womens-feet-dressing-up-man-parts-and-drunken-karoake/#comment-12654 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:59:46 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5215#comment-12654 It’s cool how you can make a whole blog entry out of such random ideas.

The image of the male genital decorations gave me a giggle.

“Let’s be friends”…….. mature women may mean it but the men who say it certainly don’t; trust me!

One of these days, if I catch your call for ideas, I’ll have to throw one your way. Maybe I’ll be one of the “chosen” 😉

]]> By: RachRiot https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/womens-feet-dressing-up-man-parts-and-drunken-karoake/#comment-12653 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 14:51:15 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5215#comment-12653 Yea! You picked my topic! My feet are very cute. Everybody says so. I dare say I could have a promising career as a foot model. I don’t have that freaky second-toe-longer-than-the-big-toe disease going on. Gross.

]]> By: Brenda https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/womens-feet-dressing-up-man-parts-and-drunken-karoake/#comment-12645 Sun, 03 Feb 2013 02:43:14 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=5215#comment-12645 First Am I the only one that reads your blogs? Maybe ’cause it’s Saturday nite.

Sorry about the cat. I took in a stray kitten about 9mons old and she has never made a mistake. Maybe your cat is one squirrel short of a nest.

Men and women can be friends. Most of my male friends are married, but we share an online bond that they can’t share with their wives….Does that sound wierd or something out of a novel or tv show.
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The vajazzle etc sounds like a lot of fun. Take lots of pictures please !!!! Hope you don’t use Super Glue !!
Feet-You wear a size 13-14 ? Really? nuff said …

Nothing like keeping your drinking under control like listening to drunken karoake and the jean skirt thing. all erotica writers sooner or later have the protagonist wearing a short jean skirt that he pushes up to her waist…Got the picture?

time to rest…

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