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Comments on: Why I Don’t Respond to Your Twitter Replies – A Confession https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sat, 23 Aug 2014 15:06:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Lesa https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-97876 Sat, 23 Aug 2014 15:06:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-97876 You col’dnut pay me to ignore these posts!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-19566 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:58:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-19566 In reply to Qui.

I really am! It’s a fun life.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-19565 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:58:17 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-19565 In reply to kevin stilley.

Thanks Kevin! Keep reading!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-19564 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:57:42 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-19564 In reply to Nicholas Nieblas.

I have betrayed you. But here I am responding to your comment months later! Does this make me a hero? Yes. Yes it does.

]]> By: Qui https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-19390 Wed, 25 Dec 2013 16:04:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-19390 Shh… you had me at “colossal dick”.

]]> By: kevin stilley https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-18520 Wed, 21 Aug 2013 11:06:35 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-18520 Good one!

]]> By: Nicholas Nieblas https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-18508 Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:37:39 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-18508 Well, damn. And I thought for just a moment that your auto-response via Twitter follow made us best friends. Forgive me… I think I have something in my eye. It’s betrayal. Betrayal is in my eye.

]]> By: Nicholas Nieblas https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-18507 Mon, 19 Aug 2013 12:36:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-18507 Well, damn. And I thought for just a moment that your auto-response via Twitter follow made us best friends. I have never been so wrong. Forgive me… I think I have something in my eye. It’s betrayal. Betrayal is in my eye.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-18488 Sun, 18 Aug 2013 13:42:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-18488 In reply to TanaBevan.

Wait – I have a life outside of the blogosphere? Time to call my shrink!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/why-i-dont-respond-to-your-twitter-replies-a-confession/#comment-18487 Sun, 18 Aug 2013 13:42:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6172#comment-18487 In reply to Katjaneway.

Alton Brown taught me that you never need gravy on a turkey if you brine it correctly. I am now in charge of my family’s Thanksgiving bird.

You had a lot of good ideas there. I’m going to start thinking about it!

Thanks Amy!

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