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Comments on: Which Verified Accounts Follow Me On Twitter? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 31 Jan 2014 07:59:25 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Brenda Sargeant https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-25469 Fri, 31 Jan 2014 07:59:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-25469 The Hoff follows me. DAVID HASSELHOFF.

I know…impressive.

]]> By: Anita@ Losing Austin https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24778 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 13:07:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24778 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Well…. I’m cool enough to reply before 6 months passes 😉 and it must be true that I’ve gotten cooler because I’m up around 2500 followers now… Still not as cool as you, but hey- who is?

(p.s. I’m kidding about the 6 months thing- kudos for eventually replying to them all!)

]]> By: Kate Hall https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24745 Tue, 21 Jan 2014 00:25:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24745 In reply to D.J. Paris.

Yep. 17.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24739 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 23:00:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24739 In reply to Julie Jordan Scott.

If you can’t find Fresca, then you ORDER Fresca. Jeez!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24738 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:59:57 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24738 In reply to Anita @ Losing Austin.

Well, you just have to become cooler and then they all come a’flockin’. BE MORE COOL.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24737 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:59:19 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24737 In reply to Linda Roy.

She’s the best. Greatest female comic ever.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24736 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:58:58 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24736 In reply to Kate Hall.

Now that you’ve been using my Twitter method I’ll bet you have a lot more!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24735 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:58:23 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24735 In reply to Lindsey @ Cents & Sensibility.

Yes, Obama will certainly be reading your tweets. I have this on good authority!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24734 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:57:55 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24734 In reply to Maureen | Orgasmic Chef.

Amen!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/which-verified-accounts-follow-me-on-twitter/#comment-24733 Mon, 20 Jan 2014 22:57:33 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=6035#comment-24733 In reply to Lyndsey.

You’re right to feel smaller. Sad, but true. Ha!

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