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Comments on: Want Some Free Crap Courtesy of Me? https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:56:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Mary Wallace (@ViolaFury) https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-12261 Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:56:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-12261 I am so behind the curve… but you can always count on me, legal blindness, PD or non-PD and whatever-the-hell-else is going on in da ‘hood! I’ma telling my friends!

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9909 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 05:42:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9909 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog  thebloggerincognito why thank you!   I ended up finalyl seeing it and deciding it’s something I lack desire for, but I’m on the edge of my seat for the next one.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9838 Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:57:34 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9838 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  Thanks – I never pierced my ears or got a tattoo. I never wanted to spend that much time accessorizing my body

]]> By: MicheleLeAnn https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9836 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:57:24 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9836 In reply to D.J. Paris.

tfpHumorBlog   Well, just a heads up, I have some earrings that would go great with your eyes!  They’re in my unmentionables drawer, with all the other “good stuff”.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9816 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9816 In reply to susielindau.

susielindau  There’s still a day to enter. Win a smoke thing! http://facebook.com/ThoughtsFromParis

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9817 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9817 In reply to MicheleLeAnn.

MicheleLeAnn  I’m going to rummage through your home and steal your jewelry.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9818 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9818 In reply to Prof. Torg.

Prof. Torg  Love saying “you people.” Not good when referring to  ethnicities, however.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9819 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9819 In reply to thebloggerincognito.

thebloggerincognito  Right now! There’s one more day to enter, fyi.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9815 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:17:26 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9815 In reply to Natalie the Singingfool.

Natalie the Singingfool  http://bit.ly/U5e5I5

]]> By: thebloggerincognito https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/want-some-free-crap-courtesy-of-me/#comment-9543 Fri, 09 Nov 2012 04:14:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4320#comment-9543 when is this happening?

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