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Comments on: Today I Ate a Dead Man’s Lunch https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Fri, 27 Feb 2015 06:59:10 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: Tracy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-133211 Fri, 27 Feb 2015 06:59:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-133211 Life gives you chances to see something deeper. Your colleague could have given y’all the gift of spending 10 minutes together eating free food and checking in, connecting with each other, deepening your humanity and sharing a moment. Instead… What do you do with a dead guy’s sandwich? Take it and run back to your cubicle alone. 🙁

Damn. I’ve seen chickens mourn a colleague for more than that. They actually sang a dirge. But the chickens would absolutely approve of eating his lunch. If they could, they’d get his credit card and order more. Chickens are heartless. If I died, they’d sing a dirge and then eat me. They’re no better than pigs – just slower.

]]> By: cmonster the zombie https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-13765 Tue, 02 Apr 2013 19:52:25 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-13765 The old boy was looking down on y’all and thought some sandwiches would be just the thing. The dead are funny that way.

]]> By: CyFlys https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10782 Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:16:40 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10782 THIS is my favorite story of yours thus far…

]]> By: sbattey https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10549 Tue, 11 Dec 2012 01:40:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10549 Yikes.

]]> By: wilyguy https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10545 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:25:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10545 I’m not sure what I would have done in a similar quandary. Probably ate, burped and quietly thanked him in my head.
Turkey? Is that how you get to stuff so many carcasses down the disposal?
WG

]]> By: YoungmanBrown https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10538 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 06:14:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10538 Touching post dude. I’ve deduced that you’re a good guy 🙂

]]> By: WantToBWriter https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10537 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 04:39:48 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10537 I for one am not a fan of Jimmy John’s. I just don’t get it. The subs just taste so plain there. Firehouse Subs… now that is a good tasting sub. Sorry to hear about the loss of your co-worker, but I’m sure he is happy someone got to enjoy them.

]]> By: Mod Mom Beyond IndieDom https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10536 Mon, 10 Dec 2012 02:24:47 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10536 I know this might sound a little hoagie, but it sounds like “dead guy” was a real hero that day.   The puns are sub-standard, I know…but trying to think up the stuff on the fly is a real grinder.

]]> By: workingdan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10531 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 14:29:45 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10531 I think that the guy who passed would be happy to know he left a mark on those he left behind. He has to be happy that even after he is gone, he is still doing good deeds!

]]> By: Daniel Nest https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/today-i-ate-a-dead-mans-lunch/#comment-10530 Sun, 09 Dec 2012 11:24:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=4576#comment-10530 Sorry about the guy…but hey, you can’t let delicious sandwiches go to waste. He would’ve wanted it this way!

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