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Comments on: This Was Written In The Nude https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:37:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-9705 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:37:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-9705 In reply to WMD.

WMD  I LOVE ALL OF THIS. Today, sir, you win the internets. (Applauding)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-9704 Sun, 18 Nov 2012 06:32:21 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-9704 In reply to CurtisCoutureFB.

CurtisCoutureFB  Just try not to bang her. She’s clingy.

]]> By: CurtisCoutureFB https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-9493 Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:27:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-9493 I thought “That creepy chick with adult braces from accounting” was very entertaining haha, just chuckled to myself

]]> By: Sosanxo_ https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8970 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 15:46:09 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8970 @rosebraian Follow me & @Ellenbogaertx3 !!! We follow back xx

]]> By: WMD https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8963 Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:36:10 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8963 Totally relate mate. That’s why I started this project (http://whitemandancing.com) . Many of your operatives are using this as an opportunity to overcome the same feeling of self-consciousness that you describe. Perhaps you’d like to open a branch in your fair city?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8923 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 04:46:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8923 In reply to LittleAnimation.

LittleAnimation  I am absolutely terrified of dancing at the noncon. Put me on stage with your husband and I’ll play all night. It’ll be a test of my courage to show off my moves.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8924 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 04:46:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8924 In reply to BrandonPDuncan.

BrandonPDuncan  Thanks, Brandon – JC is awesome (for a woman)!

]]> By: BrandonPDuncan https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8920 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:11:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8920 Good stuff, man.    I dig your blog!  Found it via  @LittleAnimation. (On FB.)

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8919 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:06:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8919 In reply to LittleAnimation.

@littleanimation I am! I’m so heroic!

]]> By: LittleAnimation https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-was-written-in-the-nude/#comment-8918 Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:06:03 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3584#comment-8918 In reply to D.J. Paris.

@tfpHumorBlog Hey! Aren’t you supposed to be in your family room watching a movie?

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