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Comments on: This Baby Needs Routines! https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/ Humor blogger D.J. Paris writes about the most interesting subject in the world - himself. It's worth a look if you're cool. And you are! Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:02:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-19535 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:02:13 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-19535 In reply to Jenny.

Thanks for reading and now commenting! I would order the Russian bride except I can’t stand the accents. It’s just… well… awful.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-19534 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:01:02 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-19534 In reply to Tracy Smith.

Reality shows are trashy? When did this happen?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-19533 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 22:00:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-19533 In reply to Sharona Zee.

Women should be seen and not heard.

Wait, is this why I’m always getting dumped?

]]> By: Tracy Smith https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-19503 Mon, 06 Jan 2014 02:00:01 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-19503 You’re actually getting your wish. There’s a new reality show coming on about guys and the 90 day engagement or something like that. I think one of the girls comes from overseas. On TLC. It looks interesting but will probably end up as trashy as most of the reality shows now.

]]> By: Sharona Zee https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-19485 Sun, 05 Jan 2014 22:58:29 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-19485 Is this why I’m single? asking too many questions?

]]> By: Jenny https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-11079 Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:08:05 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-11079 Okay, I’ve been reading you for a few weeks now without commenting. I had to come out to tell you that when you wrote about riding your bike with your helmet and back pack, I couldn’t help but picture Mike Myers as Phillip on SNL. Also, let me know when you start this Russian mail order family, and whether they come with vodka.

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-10173 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:02:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-10173 @Kianwi  My genitals are also baby-like. It’s a condition and I’ll ask you not to make fun of it!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-10175 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:02:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-10175 @Katjaneway  Yeah, you are the perfect blend. I need more Amy G!

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-10174 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:02:44 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-10174 You’re back to work now, right?

]]> By: D.J. Paris https://thoughtsfromparis.com/thoughts/this-baby-needs-routines/#comment-10172 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 07:02:43 +0000 https://thoughtsfromparis.com/?p=3162#comment-10172 @annedreshfield  For me it’s not structure as much as accountability. I need someone to push me a little and not let me off the hook. Like a mom. I should just marry a chick who will mom me. That’s healthy, right?

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